The ItOofie War

It was a fine, sunny spring day in the world of KAF. The sky was green and the grass was purple, but no one took much notice of it because sk89q would surely fix that before too long. There was a miraculous scent of watermelon in the air, and it looked as though the day would turn out to be just perfect for all its inhabitants.

Unfortunately, things never go that way, and in the deep recesses of the land of Chat, there was evil afoot amongst the Bots of that land. Conniving creatures of supernatural power, they were putting plans in motion that would soon start a war between two great nations. And with the coming of war, there was the great chance their plot might work, and the rulers of It and Oofie would die. Then no one would be able to stop them from the very next step:

Complete control of all of KAF.

But who are these noble Kings of It and Oofie? Why, they are each legends in their own right, and for their own reasons. But those tales will have to be told another day! For as the Bots begin to take action, the Kings of It and Oofie are perfectly unaware inside the borders of their lands.

King Drifter of the land of Oofie was a genial man, whose kingdom covered many of the mountains and hills of KAF, making his realm known for its boobs and buttocks. Many men were said to love his country best, and even a multitude of women could reside in the land of Oofie and feel as though they fit right in with the very landscape.

King Itu of the land of It was a pervasive woman, and her kingdom encompassed the largest portion of the forests and hot springs of KAF. Thusly her land was known mainly for its tea and persuasive environments. Unlike King Drifter’s lands, hers seemed more appealing to women, though many men did enjoy the more voluptuous of its “persuasive” parts.

And these two kingdoms lived in harmony, right alongside one another, with only a chaotic little realm called Chat between them. This then, is how it all started.

Niiiiiiiiiiice.

I like how you're able to convert a chat into a detailed story like this. I was there, if I remember correctly. I forgot about most of it though. o_o;;

I'm going to read this until the end~!

<3 you, Itu.

SHAME I was not there! ._. But I'll stick around this one till the very end as well~

-bookmarks-

Quoted^(ref) Betabeta (on 4 December, 2007, 10:58 AM PST) —

Niiiiiiiiiiice.

I like how you're able to convert a chat into a detailed story like this. I was there, if I remember correctly. I forgot about most of it though. o_o;;

I'm going to read this until the end~!

<3 you, Itu.

Eeheehee~ Yes, you were there, Betha, my Love~ And I'm going to be working you into this tale in the very next update.

And, I'm honestly surprised at myself a little too. I kept the KAFC conversation saved, so I have plenty to go by, but yeah~ I guess I just have a vibrant imagination.

<3 you too, Betha~

Quoted^(ref) Platinum Trickster Negi-kun (on 4 December, 2007, 11:13 AM PST) —

SHAME I was not there! ._. But I'll stick around this one till the very end as well~

-bookmarks-

Shame indeed! It would have been fun~ But I'm already sure there's going to be a sequal someday. Don't ask me how, but things like this have a LOT of possibility. *Chuckles*

And, I'm so puzzled. HAPPY, but puzzled still. Mah Lordie~ I've only posted the introduction and I've already got two readers. xD This is cool.

this is amazing...I love it!