Title: Screw the Author
Summary: Fade and Nick are on top of their world. They regularly slay demons, rescue entire nations, and don't get smited when they beat the gods at Wednesday Night Poker. But hubris takes its toll when they begin mouthing off about how they have it so easy, that there was nothing to do, and most insultingly of all, that whoever had made this world needed to kick things up a notch before they got bored.

Well now. Their words reached the ears of their Author, who was more than a little flustered about trying to find a job while fending off debt collectors and an irate mother-in-law. His right eye twitched madly and he picked up his pen before writing himself into the story and proceeding to unleash hell on the world. Ancient horrors rose into existence, the elements began to tear everything to shreds, and magic infused each and every person to the brim, leading to wars when one soldier had the power to obliterate cities...and so did everyone else.  

But he wasn't done. With the massive amount of magic being thrown around, some of it was bound to cause some collateral damage. With a little nudging from his pen, a nuclear fireball intended for a castle "accidentally" smacked the Head God in the jewels as he was giving one of his weekly pep talks to the rest of the Pantheon. In a high and squeaky voice he declared war on all mortals. And so the gods joined the battle with a cry of, "My balls are on fire! AUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHH!"

Now Fade and Nick are caught in the middle of a world intent on tearing itself to shreds. But unlike most others, they know that this isn't some random occurrence, but the act of a vindictive Author. And so they set out on a journey to find their Author and make him stop before he destroys the whole world, which would be bad.