Granted, but they use the kind of peanut butter and the kind of jelly you hate. And sand onions are out of season. Poo.


I wish that the monster that lives in my bro's room would get evicted. But it can't stay in my room. (Too clean).

Granted, the monster is replaced by the Death Jester. Who goes on to eat your brothers soul. Why, because how do you think an immortal half vampire dosen't 'splode in the sun!?

P.S - At the funeral he pronounces war on the colors black, white and red. ((Guess what everyone at the funeral in has on?"

I wish for the movie 2012 to remain the most awsome movie ever invented.......With out coming true. ((That'd be to easy))

You that was the best wish ever. I was trying to find some one take care of him for me.... jk...Maybe...

Granted...Aww man I have no idea how to corrupt that one. You win for now.....FOR NOW....


I wish at my belated brothers' funeral/party we're all wearing neon colors.

Oddly enough you're all epileptic and your clothes are colour-shifting.

I wish for supah powass of supah ossum!

Granted but it's actually powass of supah possums...My magic is screwy.



I wish for more chocolate, though now enough to get sick or die in. XD

Granted, after eating 500 bars of it you look at a wraper and clearlt see Soul Stealer on the wraper. You also see a picture of Death Jester with the word balloon of Love it or your soul back!
Guess whay? YOU LOVED IT! Good luck without a soul, you still alive, BUT your worse than a vegateble.

I wish that I would get off my lazy [censored] and make a new roleplay of epicness. Wait, scratch that a new Rodan's roleplay of epicness.

((I won't take no for an answer Lilypoo, you show promise......BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!))

Darn you...

Granted...but seeing as I have no idea about anything relating to roleplaying. It's a total epic failure. Which makes you cry cute kittens of the cutest kind.


I wish for my soul back without hitches and/or mangled of any kind/way.

Granted, you get you soul back, however if it's back in you is entirely up to question.

I wish less sucky TV.

Granted. Instead of sucking, the TV blows.

I wish that one hadn't been so easy.

Darn loop holes.

Granted, but it becomes so difficult you are forced to allow him to win.


I wish for some jellybeans of the unshameful kind.

Granted, however you eat so many you become ashamed of the fact that you ate so many. You seek escape so you go to Hunter Raven Wood and Actrus Wincrock of SHF. They terminte you in a very fitting fashion.

I wish for the legendary 23 sided die of Gaming Guardians, so that the die will grant my wiah of ultamte destruction.
((To make this harder for the granter, I must say that wahtever curroption that stems form my wish dose not occur from the wish itself or the fact that wished for an object that grants wishes.))

P.S - Sorry in advance for any spelling errors.

Pfffffffffffttt...Since I have no idea what the hell you're talking about your wish is ungranted.

I wish for whatever happened to me since well I don't know what happened to be ungranted.

Granted.
Wait.
What?
You explode because the genie says so

I wish this guy on YouTube would uplaods these videos RIGHT NOW that I havebeen waiting all day for.

granted but ur compy freezes and the interwebs dies D: nuuuuuu

i wish the interwebs would live again

Granted but, it is now so slow you bash your head onto your desk knocking yourself out cold.


I wish for the unthinkable.

Granted, you are greeted on the street by father Cthulhu.

I wish to be greeted on the street by father Cthulhu too.

Granted, but he greets you by poking your eye out.


I wish for some pancakes.

Granted, but they grow legs arms and eyes and begin to dance on the table singing "DO YA LOVE PANCAKES!?!?!?111ONEONE" And you don't have the heart to eat them.

I wish today was longer.

Granted, I send you to milliways.

I wish to be sent to milliways.

Granted, but you're sent in an very small box.



I wish my pancakes didn't sing and dance so I could eat them. The singing now is getting annoying.