Hi, my name is Apple-kun. I am a pervert, do not follow in my footsteps, as my life has turned out horribly. I indeed do want to die, but I cannot because of emotions that hold me back. My family and a couple people are what hold me back. If you ever think of taking your own life. Think about those who love you, cherish you, and what would they do without you. Sure you don't like life, but they enjoy YOU. Think about how your parents would feel with you taking your own life. They would think "What a bad parent I was", or "This was because of me.". Then it might start a chain reaction of pure sorrow and suicides. I have ruined my life, do not ask me for advice. Unless it involves getting chicks to show you their boobs then leave me alone. If so, I need screenshots and such.

[16:09] * The *Uber* Wizard says: (Called by Ulquiorra Cifer) The probability of having the biggest rod of mystifying thinggy:
Apple-kun (100.8%), fighting_wolf_spirit (84.9%), BellaIllusions (80.9%), ~Saki~ (80.3%), Fire-Wolf-Leader (73.0%), angelgurl (71.4%), sk89q (71.1%), Sarugaki Hiyori (60.5%), Aaroniero Arruruerie (49.6%), Yoshiyuki (45.6%), Renji Abarai (29.9%), Ulquiorra Cifer (27.7%)