[21:49] <+Tsukiko> Ok there is a crap ton of banging going on in my house
[21:49] <@Ifter> Because you killed it.
[21:49] <+Katsuga> indeed
[21:49] <+Katsuga> uh
[21:49] <+Katsuga> cause
[21:49] <@Ifter> ...Must resist dirty thoughts.
[21:49] <+Katsuga> um
[21:49] <+Tsukiko> So Ive come to the conclusion its one of 3 things
[21:49] <+Eightchan> I recommend you get rid of the ghosts
[21:49] <+Tsukiko> Someone is in my house and I'm have to shank the.
[21:49] <+Katsuga> sixes and fours, etc.
[21:50] <+Katsuga> you missed the m tsukiko
[21:50] <+Tsukiko> *them
[21:50] <+Tsukiko> or its my neighbor
[21:51] <+Tsukiko> or I'm just delusional from the mass amounts of pain.
[21:51] <+Eightchan> My neighbot was Hobo Ted for awhile
[21:51] <+Eightchan> *neighbor
[21:51] <+Tsukiko> What u think?
[21:51] <+Katsuga> i think
[21:51] <+Katsuga> you crazy
[21:51] <+Katsuga>
[21:51] <+Tsukiko> Wow.... I really can't spell 2 night.
[21:51] <+Katsuga> >>
[21:51] <+Katsuga> i see chocolate
[21:51] <+Eightchan> *Tonight
[21:51] <+Katsuga> nah
[21:51] <+Katsuga> i won't take it...
[21:51] <+Katsuga> losing mind
[21:52] <+Tsukiko> wow
[22:00] <+Tsukiko> ok i still here banging downstairs
[22:00] <+Eightchan> *Hear
[22:00] <@Ifter> You MIGHT want to check it out.
[22:00] <+Eightchan> No
[22:00] <+Eightchan> NEVER INVESTIGATE THE STRANGE NOISE
[22:01] <+Eightchan> THAT'S HOW HORROR MOVIES START
[22:01] <+Speedy_Claus> RULE #1 OF HORROR MOVIEOLOGY
[22:01] <@Ifter> haha.
[22:01] <+Speedy_Claus> Horrormind
[22:01] <+Speedy_Claus> And now my abs are shot doing 20 pushups. It feels so good. Just wish I would have started an exercise routine in summer, when it was, you know, warm and hospitable to life outside >:I
[22:02] <@Ifter> Just put a strange mask on and you should be fine.
[22:02] <+Speedy_Claus> lol
[22:02] <+Tsukiko> hahaha
[22:02] <+Tsukiko> WEll i wont check it out then
[22:03] <+Speedy_Claus> Most likely, it's someone doing a weekly panty raid. So don't be scared. Just keep your shotgun loaded, and fire off a few rounds after you know they have nowhere to hide.
[22:03] <+Eightchan>
[22:03] <+Eightchan> No, no, just be sure you have LOTS OF LAYERS ON
[22:03] <+Speedy_Claus> That'll scare 'em to death.
[22:03] <+Eightchan> The more revealing your clothing, the more likely you'll be killed
[22:03] <+Speedy_Claus> Oh god.
[22:03] <+Speedy_Claus> lol
[22:03] <+Speedy_Claus> Twelve jackets it is.
[22:04] <+Eightchan> Bewbs put out a frequency that is like an irrestible beacon to horror movie badddies
[22:04] <+Eightchan> So cover those up
[22:04] <+Tsukiko> HAHAH!!!  
[22:05] <+Eightchan> THINK ABOUT IT
[22:05] <+Tsukiko> Okay. So I got about 6 hoodies 2 winter coats and 15 pairs of pants on
[22:05] <+Tsukiko> CRAP!!!
[22:05] <+Tsukiko> My Bowie knife is in my car.....
[22:05] <+Eightchan> The harlot-looking girls always die first
[22:05] <+Speedy_Claus> Well, Movieology does state that the bigger your cup size, the higher probability you will be killed faster.
[22:06] <@Ifter> As long as you're flatchested, you'll live forever.
[22:06] <+Eightchan> I'm like, a triple-A, I've got a low victim profile
[22:06] <+Speedy_Claus> But if you're too layered up, the monsters can catch you faster.
[22:06] <+Speedy_Claus> So, the gods of horror state that if your death will be hilarious, it will be unavoidable.
[22:08] <+Tsukiko> ohhh kay
[22:09] <+Eightchan> Ok, quick question
[22:09] <+Eightchan> Are any of your walls bleeding?
[22:09] <+Speedy_Claus> If your walls normally bleed, please skip this question and go to the "How to Survive Hell" FAQ.
[22:10] <+Katsuga> lol
[22:10] <+Katsuga> eight said walls bleeding
[22:10] <+Speedy_Claus> I thought he said balls.
[22:10] <+Katsuga> in the same sentance
[22:10] <+Speedy_Claus> Oh god, now I see it.
[22:10] <+Speedy_Claus> Thanks, Katsuga >:I
[22:10] <+Katsuga> happy to help
[22:12] <+Tsukiko> HAHA umm no.
[22:12] <+Tsukiko> My walls are still purple.
[22:12] <+Eightchan> Okay good, it's probably not ghosts
[22:13] <+Tsukiko> fantastic.
[22:13] <+Tsukiko> I don't see it Katsuga.
[22:13] <+Katsuga> good
[22:13] <+Katsuga> prolly too young to know anyways
[22:14] <+Tsukiko> .... aww man.
[22:14] <+Tsukiko> I'm 20. Is that 2 young?
[22:14] <+Katsuga> ok
[22:14] <+Katsuga> so
[22:14] <+Eightchan> Oh good, if she's young, a Horror Film director would never kill her off
[22:14] <+Katsuga> your old enough
[22:14] <+Katsuga> ...
[22:14] <+Eightchan> *To
[22:14] <+Eightchan> *you're
[22:14] <+Eightchan> And oh yeah, you're right in the target range, hun
[22:15] <+Katsuga> the burning question is, are you a guy? if yes, then ive got some bad news for you
[22:15] <+Eightchan> ,,Sorry about your unfortunate, though inevitable demise,,
[22:18] <+Tsukiko> Okay... well back to the creepy not ghost in my house
[22:18] <+Eightchan> If it IS a ghost, try to make it happy
[22:19] <@Ifter> Oops, wrong window.
[22:19] <+Katsuga> how do you make an ectoplamic happy?
[22:19] <+Katsuga> being*
[22:19] <+Speedy_Claus> Give it the soul of a female virgin.
[22:19] <+Speedy_Claus> Or who you gonna call.
[22:19] <+Eightchan> You don't [censored] it off, of course
[22:19] <+Katsuga> again
[22:19] <+Katsuga> how would you do taht?
[22:20] <+Katsuga> that*
[22:20] <+Tsukiko> lol...
[22:20] <+Speedy_Claus> Isn't it possible that she just has a Poltergeist problem?  
[22:20] <+Eightchan> By not enraging the poltergeist, duh
[22:20] <+Tsukiko> lol
[22:20] <+Speedy_Claus> Ja know, the ones that don't summon demons that eat your family.
[22:20] <+Speedy_Claus> And just mess with your candles.
[22:20] <+Eightchan> They'll whip heavy objects at you and stuff
[22:21] <+Eightchan> And rearrange your furniture
[22:22] <+Eightchan> Are Native Americans coming to your house and asking where their graveyard is?
[22:22] <+Katsuga> oh just stop
[22:22] <+Eightchan> If they are, that's not a good sign
[22:23] <+Speedy_Claus> Make sure to cast Spectral shield on yourself.
[22:23] <+Speedy_Claus> That is, unless they are already inside your head.
[22:23] <+Eightchan> And Turn Undead on them
[22:23] <+Katsuga> listen, tsukiko, if the walls are creaky, its most likely the wood being warped by temprature diffrences
[22:23] <+Eightchan> Don't listen to Katsu, he likes to ruin everyones fun

<sk89q> !yt guy wet shower
-KAFBot/#kaf- Hot Sexy Guy Having a Shower and Nice and Wet!" (5:05) 80737 views
<Bob_Dole> . . .
<Eightchan>
<NoiseKing> '_'
<Cali-Chan> lol that is not my favourite video
<sk89q>
<Cali-Chan> That person is not hot
<sk89q> o-o
<Kitfox> "This video or group may contain content that is inappropriate for some users, as flagged by YouTube's user community." >[
<NoiseKing> Wait what.
<sk89q> I have not seen the linked vidoe
<Bob_Dole> YOU WATCHED IT?!

<Ashley77777>... SK STILL hasn't changed the heading?
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<Ashley77777>Hello Eight.
<Eightchan>Ewww, lame qwebirc
<Eightchan>Bah, no reason to be here on this computer'
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<Katsuga>what heading?
<Katsuga>were not heading anywhere, last time i checked
<Ashley77777>I'm talking about the chats heading.
<Ashley77777>:hmm:
<Katsuga>oh, you mean the chat topic...
<Ashley77777>Yeah, that.
<Ashley77777>I hate SK for putting that up.
<Katsuga>whys that?
<Ashley77777>:<
<Ashley77777>You know why, silly.
<Katsuga>no i don't
<Ashley77777>...
<Ashley77777>Are you kidding me, Katsuga? Or are you being sarcastic?
<Katsuga>you get all hyped up about that bishi-boi, so i don't see how you wouldnt like that pic
<Ashley77777>I actually get hyped up for Durarara!! now. 8D
<Ashley77777>SHIZUO KICKS bum bum!
<Katsuga>i watched the first episode... it wasnt that good. i liked it better when it was called the legend of sleepy hollow
<Ashley77777>Lololol, Katsuga, you like horrible animes. Shizuo seriously punched a guy so hard that his clothes came off.
<Ashley77777>EPIC.
<Katsuga>you see, this is why cant have nice things...
<Ashley77777>*You see, this is why we can't have nice things.
<Ashley77777>You're welcome.
<Katsuga>that doesnt replace the fact that you have no idea what the legend of sleepy hollow is :/
<Ashley77777>All I know is that Durarara!! is much more better, I bet.
<Katsuga>. . .

<NoiseKing>It's not even a Holiday. Nobody gets off today.

<mypoorbrain>Most don't. I'm pretty sure Nikki tries to fake it most of the time, I'm quite sure she's still 17 on the inside
<Katsuga>lol
<preeminentpredator>I am a 12 year old boy that draws *things* on things
<preeminentpredator>GAH
<Katsuga>:o
<preeminentpredator>Stupid Mark.
<Katsuga>tahts his bot
<mypoorbrain>You're 17 on the inside, and the 17 year old inside you has a 12 year old boy inside her?
<Katsuga>thats givin warns
<mypoorbrain>You're like a russian nesting doll of young'ns!
<preeminentpredator>OMG
<Katsuga>:o

[22:17] <@Ifter> *watches as Trash-heap uses Kyle for parts*
[22:17] <+Eightchan> DRILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
[22:18] <@Ifter> They'll join together, complete with cheesy robot-hero come together music.
[22:18] <+Eightchan> x
[22:18] <+Eightchan> D
[22:18] <+Eightchan> xD
[22:18] <+Eightchan> It is revealed that the only thing Kyle can say is "I'LL FORM THE LEFT ARM"
[22:18] <@Ifter> haha.
[22:19] <@Ifter> Now all we need is an annoying talking animal, a girl that only a mother could love, and the cheerleader.
[22:19] <@Ifter> Then we'll be set.
[22:20] <+Eightchan> We've got the bruiser and emotionless clod, so~
[22:20] <@Ifter> "Stop right there, Cul Tist! Your reign of tyranny is over! NUCLEAR BEAM, HO!"
[22:20] <+Eightchan> BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
[22:20] <+Eightchan> BOOOOM
[22:20] <+Eightchan> *Cue cheesy sparks and fireworks*
[22:21] <@Ifter> YES!
[22:21] <@Ifter> This could be the next hit show on Cartoon Network.
[22:21] <@Ifter> I should inform NK (whenever he gets on)
[22:21] <+Eightchan> L
[22:21] <+Eightchan> O
[22:21] <+Eightchan> L
[22:22] <+Eightchan> Hilarious
[22:23] <@Ifter> Indeed, yet somehow amazing.
[22:23] <+Eightchan> luls
[22:23] <+Eightchan> In the far future....
[22:23] <+Eightchan> In a desolate, wasted city
[22:24] <+Eightchan> There are those who fight for justice
[22:24] <+Eightchan> *CUE SNAZZY MUSIC*
[22:24] <@Ifter> Oh lol!.
[22:25] <+Eightchan> *Cast flickes by in sequence, doing typical things for their specific character archetype*
[22:26] <@Ifter> THE CHEESY, IT IS OVERWHELMING.
[22:27] <+Eightchan> *ACTION PHRASES ARE UTTERED*
[22:27] <+Eightchan> *SUPAH-JUSTICE ROBOT IS FORMED, CUE CHEESY COME-TOGETHER MUSIC*
[22:28] <+Eightchan> *Robot makes a kickin' pose, title flashes on-screen*
[22:29] <+Eightchan> Bam
[22:29] <+Eightchan> Title sequence, right there
[22:29] <@Ifter> Oh man. I'm so putting this in the KAF quotes.
[22:29] <+Eightchan> xD
[22:29] <+Eightchan> DO EET

Quoted Sk89q —

<sk89q> HEY FEN
<sk89q> WANT TO GO YIFF

Quoted IRC —

<sk89q> would you find it sad if you saw someone beating a walking robot, only to see the walking robot try to get back up
<Ifter> If the robot had feelings, yes. If not, no.
<Yoshiyuki> stop trying to get sympathy sk
<Yoshiyuki> no-one loves you
<sk89q> EFF U